Why Building Your Own Rendering Engine Is Like Assembling IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

Why Building Your Own Rendering Engine Is Like Assembling IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

Let me tell you a story about my friend Bob. Fresh out of university, he decided to build an MMO with custom physics, real-time global illumination, and procedurally generated llamas wearing hats. Three years later, his “engine” can barely render a rotating cube without setting his GPU on fire. Don’t be Bob. The Allure of the Custom Engine We’ve all been there - staring at Unreal Engine’s 12 million lines of C++ code thinking:...

May 21, 2025 · 4 min · 643 words · Maxim Zhirnov
Java Performance Tuning: From Code Whispering to JVM Jazz

Java Performance Tuning: From Code Whispering to JVM Jazz

Picture this: Your Java application runs like a sleepy sloth after coffee hour. Fear not! Let’s turn that sluggish code into a caffeinated cheetah through the art of JVM tuning and strategic profiling. No magic wands needed - just practical wizardry. Profiling: X-Ray Vision for Your Code Step 1: Detect the Culprits Fire up Java VisualVM like a code detective’s magnifying glass. Here’s how I caught a memory leak that was swallowing RAM like a black hole:...

May 20, 2025 · 3 min · 508 words · Maxim Zhirnov
Code Bars vs Jail Bars: When Should Bugs Become a Capital Offense?

Code Bars vs Jail Bars: When Should Bugs Become a Capital Offense?

Picture this: You’re a developer who just pushed a typo-laden commit. Little do you know, that missing semicolon will soon become the “semi-colon” on your criminal record. Extreme? Maybe. But as data breaches like the 2025 M&S customer data leak and DBS Bank’s third-party vendor compromise make headlines, society’s patience is wearing thinner than a junior dev’s coffee during crunch time. The Great Blame Game: Anatomy of a Breach Let’s dissect a modern breach using the 2025 M&S incident as our guinea pig:...

May 20, 2025 · 3 min · 511 words · Maxim Zhirnov
C# Plugin Wizardry: Brewing Magic in Unity's Underbelly

C# Plugin Wizardry: Brewing Magic in Unity's Underbelly

When Unity’s built-in features feel like trying to fight a dragon with a butter knife, plugins become your enchanted broadsword. In this guide, we’ll transmute C# code into native power-ups while dodging memory leaks like they’re poorly coded Minotaurs in a labyrinth. Forging the Native Crucible Every great plugin starts by angering the right gods - in this case, your OS’s compiler. Let’s create a C++ spell that makes numbers go boom:...

May 19, 2025 · 3 min · 580 words · Maxim Zhirnov
Coding with a Conscience: The Moral Crossfire of Defense Contracts and Why Your Next Line Might Matter More Than You Think

Coding with a Conscience: The Moral Crossfire of Defense Contracts and Why Your Next Line Might Matter More Than You Think

As programmers, we’re constantly reminded that “code is law” – but what happens when the code we write becomes part of the legal arsenal of a war machine? In this article, we’ll dissect the uncomfortable truths behind defense contracting, why this decision should haunt your nightmares, and explore practical steps to navigate this ethical minefield. The Devil’s in the Documentation Defense contracts aren’t just about building APIs – they involve navigating a labyrinth of regulations like DFARS that could make even the most seasoned developer weep....

May 19, 2025 · 4 min · 685 words · Maxim Zhirnov