
Digital Euthanasia: Sunset Clauses for Abandoned Web Services
Picture this: you’re scrolling through your old GitHub repositories at 2 AM (we’ve all been there), and you stumble upon that API you built three years ago. The one that was supposed to revolutionize how people share their breakfast photos with their pets. Zero stars, two forks (probably bots), and somehow it’s still running in production, burning through $47 monthly on AWS. Welcome to the awkward world of digital zombies—services that should have been put to rest long ago but continue to shamble through cyberspace, consuming resources and confusing users....