The 47-Minute “15-Minute” Meeting You know that feeling when someone says “quick standup” and you look at your watch thinking, “Yeah, let’s see about that.” Two hours later, you’re still hearing about why someone’s JIRA ticket got stuck, and you’ve missed three other meetings. Welcome to the land of the bloated standup—where 15 minutes transforms into something that would make a TED talk blush with envy. Here’s the uncomfortable truth: your daily standup isn’t broken because the concept is broken....
Why Clojure? A Love Letter to Parentheses If you’ve ever looked at Clojure code and thought, “Did someone spill a keyboard of parentheses into my text editor?”, congratulations – you’ve just experienced the most honest reaction to Lisp-family languages. But here’s the thing: once you get past the parentheses parade, you’ll discover that Clojure is like the cool cousin who actually has interesting things to say at family dinners. It’s a modern Lisp dialect that runs on the Java Virtual Machine (JVM), combining the elegance of functional programming with the pragmatism of the JVM ecosystem....
You know that moment when your IDE suggests you take a break because you’ve been staring at the same function for three hours? Well, someone thought it was a brilliant idea to scale that observation up to track mental health patterns. And honestly? I can’t decide if it’s genius or terrifying. The premise is seductive: what if the tools we already use—our IDEs, development platforms, collaboration software—could quietly observe our work patterns and alert us (or our employers, or healthcare providers) when something seems off?...
If you’ve ever written a program that felt like it was doing one thing at a time while the world demands it do seventeen things simultaneously, welcome to the pre-concurrent era. Lucky for you, Go was literally designed to make this pain go away. In fact, if you’ve heard the phrase “Go is perfect for concurrent systems,” it’s not marketing—it’s just developers who’ve experienced the alternative and are still recovering....
The great irony of 21st-century conflict is that the most dangerous soldiers rarely wear uniforms. They don’t march through deserts or rappel from helicopters. Instead, they sit in climate-controlled offices, sip mediocre coffee, and write code that decides whether a person lives or dies. Welcome to the age of algorithmic warfare—where programmers have unexpectedly become combatants in a conflict that transcends geography, operates at machine speed, and blurs every traditional line we’ve drawn around warfare, ethics, and accountability....