
CAP Theorem Worship: Why Most Teams Don't Need This Level of Drama
I’ve been in enough architecture meetings to know what happens when someone mentions the CAP Theorem: the room gets quiet, heads nod knowingly, and suddenly everyone’s discussing partition tolerance like they’re planning for nuclear fallout. Here’s the thing—they’re probably wrong to worry this much. Don’t get me wrong. The CAP Theorem is a legitimate, important concept in distributed systems. But it’s also become the technical equivalent of a sports car in a suburban driveway: impressive to have, rarely driven at full capacity, and occasionally used to justify questionable decisions at 2 AM during a crisis meeting....
