JavaScript

Remember that existential crisis you had in 2016 when you had to choose between Angular, React, and Vue? Well, buckle up buttercup, because JavaScript Fatigue 2.0 is here, and it’s brought friends. Lots of them. With confusing names like SvelteKit, Remix, Astro, Qwik, and about 47 different ways to render a simple “Hello World” on the server. JavaScript fatigue is the overwhelming, sometimes paralyzing feeling developers get from the rapid pace of change in the JavaScript ecosystem....

Помните тот экзистенциальный кризис в 2016 году, когда вам нужно было выбрать между Angular, React и Vue? Пристегнитесь, потому что JavaScript Fatigue 2.0 уже здесь и он пришёл не один, а с друзьями. С запутанными названиями вроде SvelteKit, Remix, Astro, Qwik и примерно 47 различными способами отобразить простое «Hello World» на сервере. Утомление от JavaScript — это подавляющее, иногда парализующее чувство, которое испытывают разработчики из-за стремительных изменений в экосистеме JavaScript. То, что начиналось как управляемый выбор фреймворков, превратилось в многоголовое чудовище, которое заставило бы древних греческих героев плакать в свои механические клавиатуры....

Picture this: it’s 1995, you’re rocking a dial-up connection that sounds like a robot having an existential crisis, and you’re trying to create your first website. Your toolkit? HTML tags that make modern developers weep with nostalgia, and CSS that… well, CSS barely existed. Fast-forward to today, and we’re drowning in frameworks, battling JavaScript fatigue, and somehow still arguing about semicolons. Welcome to the absolutely bonkers evolution of web programming languages – a journey that’s been more twisted than a pretzel factory explosion, yet somehow got us to where we can build entire applications that run in your browser while you’re simultaneously watching cat videos....

Welcome to the world where JavaScript finally gets its act together! If you’ve ever spent hours debugging a mysterious undefined is not a function error, only to discover you misspelled a property name, then TypeScript is about to become your new best friend. Think of TypeScript as JavaScript with a really good therapist – it helps identify problems before they spiral out of control. Why TypeScript? (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Type Safety) Let’s face it – JavaScript is like that charming but unreliable friend who promises to meet you at 7 PM but shows up at 9:30 with a half-eaten pizza and an excuse about traffic....

Picture this: you’re building the next big thing in web applications, and suddenly you’re faced with a choice that could make or break your user experience. Do you go with WebHooks – the reliable messenger that knocks on your door when something important happens? Or do you choose WebSockets – the chatty friend who never hangs up the phone? Well, grab your favorite caffeinated beverage because we’re about to dive deep into this technological showdown....