
Why Comments Should Be Riddles: A Defiant Guide to Cryptic Documentation
The Art of Speaking in Code Tongues Let me confess something: I once wrote a comment that simply said // FIXME: Halp! next to a sorting algorithm. Three years later, I found my own scrawled plea and realized I’d created the programming equivalent of an ancient Sumerian tablet. This, dear reader, is how I became an accidental pioneer of strategic obfuscation documentation. Cryptic comments aren’t bugs - they’re features masquerading as philosophical koans....