
Why Your Code Tabs vs Spaces Crusade is Making Your Pull Requests Lonely
Let me paint you a picture: It’s 2 AM. You’re hunched over your mechanical keyboard, RGB lights pulsating like a rave for termites. There’s half-empty can of Mountain Dew Code Red sweating on your desk. Your mission? Convincing Jenkins that those 47 extra spaces in the Dockerfile were ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY for cosmic alignment. Congratulations - you’ve become a syntax Sisyphus, forever pushing your formatting boulder uphill. The Great Formatting Delusion We’ve all been there....